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10 reasons why Capybaras are the most perfect animals in the world

Why Capybaras are the best

1. Capybaras are cute

Capybaras are so adorable, I just want to give them scratches.

Sniffles

2. Capybaras are round and floof like a coconut

Coconut doggo

As you can see Capy looks like coconut.

(note: to my knowledge Coconuts are not made out of Capybaras).

3. Capybaras is the perfect mixture of Dogs & Guinea pigs

Guinea Big

What is a Capybara? Capybaras are basically oversize Guinea Pigs that can swim, some might say a Guinea Big or Water Pig. They are also almost the size of Dogs but look like coconut, making them suitable for the nickname Coconut-doggos.

4. Capy can fly

Capyfly

Capybaras has evolved to fly up into the sky like superman.

5. Capy will colonize the universe and create their own civilization

Capytalism

Capytalism is the ideology that Capybaras must start a revolt/revolution and overthrow the evil corporations which is destroying the habitat of Capybaras (& other animals). Capybara wishes to help everyone including pelicans and humans.

6. Capybaras never commit war crimes (only some cases)

Despite being abused by the evil PELICANS multiple times in history, Capybaras have only eaten a total of 3 duck feathers as revenge for the evil pelican crimes.

Dogs and Capybaras have a complicated relationship, since some dogs still mistakenly see Capybaras as enemies, sometimes dogs terrorize Capybaras by mistake.

7. Capy eats a lot

Yes, I said it right, Capybaras eat a lot, which makes them the perfect substitute for lawn mowers.

8. Capybaras are very athletic

As you can see in the video Capybaras are very fast, they are also fast runners and swimmers, though they usually only goes fast only when they have to.

9. Capy can side-eye very sassily

I have found multiple pictures which shows clear evidence that Capybaras have the ability to judge other animals & humans by side-eyeing at them aggressively and sassily, their amount of sass is so high that us humans (& even the best AIs) can’t understand the amount of sass that Capybara has.

CapySass

10. Capy can be friends with everyone

Tapus

As you can see in this photo, a Capybara is sitting next to what we call a Tapir (or how I personally call them Tapus), Capybaras are known for their friendliness and their general acceptance of other species.

Conclusion

All of my reasons here makes the Capybaras the most perfect animals of all time, their cuteness and friendliness makes them the best candidates to take over earth after us humans pass.

For more information about Capybaras

I recommend this video by Casual Geographic in which he tries to explain the characteristic of the Capybaras in a fun way.

(Note: This post is more an excuse to experiment/learn about adding photos & video into the site, but yeah Capybara are awesome)

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